Oh, brother.
For those of you who are rolling your eyes right now, I have one thing to say... I couldn't help myself, I'm sorry! But for those that enjoy a little tongue-in-cheek sexy fun, well... go right ahead and enjoy yourself.
HowTo: master CPR (or be swayed into buying some sexy lingerie, that is).
How To:
Give a bimanual pelvic exam
How To:
Draw blood from an arterial line
How To:
Wrap up your broken toe at home
How To:
Administer a subcutaneous injection
News:
Set a dislocated shoulder - U.S. Army style
How To:
Wrap a bandage correctly
How To:
Check circulation after bandaging
How To:
Make Your Own Resusable, Lasting Ice Pack for 30 Cents
How To:
Treat a mosquito bite
How To:
Remove a band-aid without pain
How To:
Bandage an elbow
How To:
Clear an obstructed airway on a child or infant
How To:
Nobody Around to Save You from Choking? Save Yourself by Falling on the Floor
How To:
Insert a proper PICC line into your patient
How To:
Apply first aid crepe bandages
How To:
Soothe acid indigestion or heartburn
How To:
Control bleeding from a hand cut
How To:
Use the recovery position (British Red Cross)
How To:
Make a butterfly bandage
How To:
Do a physical examination of a patient in an emergency
How To:
Give a bimanual pelvic exam
How To:
Draw blood from an arterial line
How To:
Wrap up your broken toe at home
How To:
Administer a subcutaneous injection
News:
Set a dislocated shoulder - U.S. Army style
How To:
Wrap a bandage correctly
How To:
Make Your Own Resusable, Lasting Ice Pack for 30 Cents
How To:
Check circulation after bandaging
How To:
Remove a band-aid without pain
How To:
Treat a mosquito bite
How To:
Bandage an elbow
How To:
Clear an obstructed airway on a child or infant
How To:
Nobody Around to Save You from Choking? Save Yourself by Falling on the Floor
How To:
Insert a proper PICC line into your patient
How To:
Apply first aid crepe bandages
How To:
Soothe acid indigestion or heartburn
How To:
Use the recovery position (British Red Cross)
How To:
Make a butterfly bandage
How To:
Control bleeding from a hand cut
How To:
Do a physical examination of a patient in an emergency
4 Comments
WOW...
that helped my heart on.
sure did
this really nice
Okay, so where's the super sexy how-to for an internal heart massage? Cracking the chest open, gently grasping and squeezing the heart... blood everywhere. How sexy would that be?
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