Oh, brother.
For those of you who are rolling your eyes right now, I have one thing to say... I couldn't help myself, I'm sorry! But for those that enjoy a little tongue-in-cheek sexy fun, well... go right ahead and enjoy yourself.
HowTo: master CPR (or be swayed into buying some sexy lingerie, that is).
How To:
Perform a vertical mattress suture on a patient
How To:
Give a bimanual pelvic exam
How To:
Draw blood from an arterial line
How To:
Use a curved needle for suturing arterial lines
How To:
Check circulation after bandaging
How To:
Stop bleeding
How To:
Perform First Aid on 1st, 2nd and 3rd Degree Burns
How To:
Wrap up your broken toe at home
How To:
Perform a figure 8 suture during surgery
How To:
Clear an obstructed airway on a child or infant
How To:
Remove nitrile exam gloves properly and safely
How To:
Immobilize an ankle
How To:
Use the recovery position (British Red Cross)
How To:
Treat Tachycardia
How To:
Perform a horizontal mattress suture on a patient
How To:
Bandage an elbow properly
How To:
Open the airway when a neck injury is suspected
How To:
Set a dislocated shoulder
How To:
Perform an interrupted and a subcuticular suture
How To:
Treat a mosquito bite
How To:
Perform a vertical mattress suture on a patient
How To:
Give a bimanual pelvic exam
How To:
Draw blood from an arterial line
How To:
Use a curved needle for suturing arterial lines
How To:
Check circulation after bandaging
How To:
Stop bleeding
How To:
Perform First Aid on 1st, 2nd and 3rd Degree Burns
How To:
Wrap up your broken toe at home
How To:
Perform a figure 8 suture during surgery
How To:
Clear an obstructed airway on a child or infant
How To:
Remove nitrile exam gloves properly and safely
How To:
Immobilize an ankle
How To:
Perform a horizontal mattress suture on a patient
How To:
Treat Tachycardia
How To:
Use the recovery position (British Red Cross)
How To:
Set a dislocated shoulder
How To:
Bandage an elbow properly
How To:
Open the airway when a neck injury is suspected
How To:
Perform an interrupted and a subcuticular suture
How To:
Treat a mosquito bite
4 Comments
WOW...
that helped my heart on.
sure did
this really nice
Okay, so where's the super sexy how-to for an internal heart massage? Cracking the chest open, gently grasping and squeezing the heart... blood everywhere. How sexy would that be?
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