Oh, brother.
For those of you who are rolling your eyes right now, I have one thing to say... I couldn't help myself, I'm sorry! But for those that enjoy a little tongue-in-cheek sexy fun, well... go right ahead and enjoy yourself.
HowTo: master CPR (or be swayed into buying some sexy lingerie, that is).
How To:
Perform a subcutaneous suture on a patient
How To:
Give a bimanual pelvic exam
How To:
Draw blood from an arterial line
How To:
Use a purse string suture during surgery
How To:
Insert a proper PICC line into your patient
How To:
Soothe acid indigestion or heartburn
How To:
Treat a responsive casualty with first aid
How To:
Wrap up your broken toe at home
How To:
Open the airway when a neck injury is suspected
How To:
Bandage an elbow
How To:
Treat a bullet wound at home
How To:
Administer a subcutaneous injection
How To:
Suture a wound with a skin flap closed
How To:
Choose and put on sterile gloves for nursing
How To:
Putt on sterile gloves using aseptic technique
How To:
Perform First Aid on 1st, 2nd and 3rd Degree Burns
How To:
Bandage an elbow properly
How To:
Treat a mosquito bite
How To:
Make Your Own Resusable, Lasting Ice Pack for 30 Cents
How To:
Wrap a bandage correctly
How To:
Perform a subcutaneous suture on a patient
How To:
Give a bimanual pelvic exam
How To:
Draw blood from an arterial line
How To:
Use a purse string suture during surgery
How To:
Insert a proper PICC line into your patient
How To:
Soothe acid indigestion or heartburn
How To:
Treat a responsive casualty with first aid
How To:
Wrap up your broken toe at home
How To:
Bandage an elbow
How To:
Open the airway when a neck injury is suspected
How To:
Administer a subcutaneous injection
How To:
Treat a bullet wound at home
How To:
Suture a wound with a skin flap closed
How To:
Putt on sterile gloves using aseptic technique
How To:
Choose and put on sterile gloves for nursing
How To:
Perform First Aid on 1st, 2nd and 3rd Degree Burns
How To:
Bandage an elbow properly
How To:
Make Your Own Resusable, Lasting Ice Pack for 30 Cents
How To:
Treat a mosquito bite
How To:
Wrap a bandage correctly
4 Comments
WOW...
that helped my heart on.
sure did
this really nice
Okay, so where's the super sexy how-to for an internal heart massage? Cracking the chest open, gently grasping and squeezing the heart... blood everywhere. How sexy would that be?
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